Biker Joke of the Week – Boots
- Updated: 03/07/2016
Bones always wanted a pair of authentic Harley Motorcycle Boots, so when he saw some on sale, he bought them. He wore them home proudly. He stomped into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” She looked him over and said, “Nope.”
Frustrated, he stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asked her, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?” She looked up and exclaimed, “Bones, whats different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow!”
Furious, he yelled, “Do you know why it’s hanging down!?!?!” “Nope” She replied. “It’s hanging down, because it is looking at my new boots!!!”
Without changing her expression, she replied, “Shoulda bought a new helmet instead!”
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